Jul 2, 2010

men vs women

i ♥ writing nonsense.erkk??
while struggling to finish a book, i came across some amusing quotations.its all about men and women.. :)

to prove his love for her, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean, and crossed the widest desert. but, she left him, because he was never home.

when it comes to sex, women need a reason, men need a place.

Miss Universe competitions are watched mainly by men, but Mr. Universe contests turn nobody on.

Most women prefer sex with the lights out- they cant bear to see a man enjoying himself. Men like sex with the lights on- so they can get the woman's name right.

Men want to wait for the perfect partner, but all they get is older.

The flower of love is the rose.
After threee days all the petals fall off and you're left with an ugly. prickly thing.

Its great to be a man because you can buy cucumbers and zucchini without getting embarassed.

My wife can see a blond hair on my coat from twnety feet, but she hits the garage door when she parks the car.

Men often choose greeting cards with plenty of words inside. That way, there's less space for them to write.

i just, ♥ to laf!hahaha.
tiada sebarang maksud tersirat ye ;)